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Hi there, how do you do? We're the Lazy Potatoes and we're here for you. We're a group of disgruntled employees trying our hardest to make it in this big, wide world. If you're a lazy piece of shit, you've come to the right place.


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•Table of Contents


•About the Potatoes
•Rules of the Potato
•Requirements to be a Potato
•Citadel
•Ranking
•Events
Cabbages


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Discord Invite
https://discord.gg/mXefUuVV6V
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Who doesn't like potatoes?

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Tater Tits
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About the Potatoes

We're a combination of mild and wild. Sweet and spicy. Hot and not. Basically, we're just a group of friends trying to expand our social circle. We have all different types of people! We are constantly trying to have fun and make the game more interesting. We do have a fresh Discord if you're interested in joining. You can also guest in our chat to see what we're about. 99% of our players reside in the United States.


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Rules of the Potato

**follow all of Jagex's rules**
Be respectful of your fellow clanmate.
No staking or gambling in the chat.
Don't beg in the chat, c'mon. We host enough events to keep you afloat.
Don't do something so stupid that it reflects bad on us, our reputation cannot handle it.


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Requirements to be a Potato

None, come on in and prop your feet up.
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Who doesn't like potatoes?

19-Jul-2018 00:11:43 - Last edited on 09-Dec-2019 06:15:55 by Tater Tits

Tater Tits
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Citadel


We have a tier 7 Citadel.
Capping gives you activity points towards ranking up and towards a raffle.



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Ranking


Ranking is based on activity points, activity points can be awarded in several ways.


• Joining the Discord: 10pts

• Capping: 5pts (5+ if you have less than 10pts)

• Gaining at least 5m xp that month: 10pts

• Hosting or participating in a drop party: 10pts

• Inviting a new clan mate <1000 total level: 10pts

• Inviting a new clan mate 1000-1999 total level: 15pts

• Inviting a new clan mate with 2000+ total level: 20pts

• Participating in a scheduled clan event: 30pts

• Hosting a scheduled clan event: 50pts

At the beginning of every month, the points you earned in the previous month will go towards a raffle for a bond. The more points you had that month, the more likely you are to win the raffle. You can see how many points you've earned each month via discord




Recruit:
0-9 points


Corporal:
10-34 points


Sergeant:
35-74 points


Lieutenant:
75-149 points


Captain:
150-299 points


General:
300+ points


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All admin+ ranks are to be discussed by clan leaders. Admin+ ranks can be stripped at anytime if we feel you are not right for the role.

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Who doesn't like potatoes?

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Events




Weekly Discord Night

Saturday at 8pm EST we meet in discord to have a chat! It's a great way to connect with your fellow clannies and everyone is just looking to have a great time!


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Retro Castle Wars

Using gear from 2007 we're venturing where no potato has gone before... Retro Castle Wars.
Prepare your dragon daggers with poison, grab your godsword, and start your barraging! It's time to show your worth in a co-clan Castle wars event!



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Who doesn't like potatoes?

19-Jul-2018 00:14:25 - Last edited on 06-Mar-2023 01:27:31 by Tater Tits

Tater Tits
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Weekly Raffle

Capping is not required but requested. In order to encourage people to cap, we hold a weekly raffle.
Capping at the Citadel will not only offer you experience, you'll also have a chance to win 5,000,000gp!


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Monthly Lottery


Every month there is a lottery for a bond. Your amount of "tickets in" depends completely on you. The more activity points you have, the more likely you are to win the bond!


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Surprise Skilling Saturday



Every month there will be a Saturday in which 2 or 3 skills will be highlighted.
There will be one winner for each of the skills and the prize is the best one, potatoes!
This skill is only announced one day before the actual event and the skills are chosen at complete random!





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Who doesn't like potatoes?

19-Jul-2018 00:14:59 - Last edited on 27-Jan-2022 01:03:32 by Tater Tits

Tater Tits
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The Savage Cabbages





Rumor has it that many eons ago, the great dragon leader of the Cabbages was shunned by a Potato warrior of great... possibly at the Cannifis farming patch and it was a complete and total accident !... but... this started the great Veggie Wars.


The Savage Cabbages is our rival clan. We have xp competitions and little battles back and forth. This is a friendly rivalry so any hate will not be tolerated. That being said, we vex each other. If you join and see a Cabbage in the wild... you put the clan vex near them. They know what it means, we know what it means. There is even an entire channel dedicated to it in the discord.

All cabbage updates will be placed here.



Potatoes are currently beating the Cabbages in the Veggie Wars




The Great Cabbage Race - 02/2022
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19-Jul-2018 00:15:19 - Last edited on 10-Sep-2022 00:12:16 by Tater Tits

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