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Do you ever feel invisible? Left out? Isolated?

Feeling that way in is officially a crime in 94% of the world's countries! We're busy lobbying the remaining ones to adopt the law too. Almost there though.

We can hardly be the best clan in RuneScape without you being here with us, so what are you waiting for? Please check the start of this thread for details.


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Friendships come and friendships go
Like waves upon the sand,
Like day and night,
Like birds in flight,
Like snowflakes when they land.
But you being in is something else!
Our friendship's here to stay
Like weeds and rocks and dirty socks
It will never go away!

Don't believe me? I dare you to find out! Check out the start of this thread for more information!


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Back in the deep mists of ancient Britain, where thick forests grew and large stones were stood up randomly to mess with the heads of future generations, a cloaked and hooded figure strode to the summit of a rocky outcrop. Where this place was exactly, nobody knows, as it was lost either to history or buried underneath the M25.

This man was carrying a long wooden pole. Upon it at either side shone symbols painted onto the blue fabric. With a mighty thrust, he drove this vexillum into the rock, just like some other bloke he'd heard about last week had done with a sword. Pulling back his hood and addressing the steady breeze ruffling his hair, he called out.

'Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'

He paused. This was not the phrase he had in mind. After a moment, he tried again.

'Iiiiiiiihhhh AhAhah'

Something was definitely wrong. Was he possessed by some demonic curse? Did he interfere with the lay lines from the nearby standing stones somehow? Was this the result of a bad batch of cookies consumed in haste the previous night?

Inspiration struck. Reaching into the pocket of his robes, he pulled out a mouse that was chewing through something that it wasn't supposed to. He discarded the mouse in a manner that was compliant with animal rights standards.

'Seems like I need a new one of those. Actually, a new everything.'

To his surprise, his power of speech had miraculously been returned to him! At last he could speak the words and perform the rites! The mouse by some bizarre and mystical set of circumstances was the cause of the problem.

Standing proud once again, he spoke confidently into the winds.

'I, Tomz, proclaim the clan of to be founded! May it stand for thousands of years!'

The ritual he performed is also lost to history, but it probably involved cookies.


You too can become part of this continuing legend by joining us today! Check the start of the thread for more information!


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This is a completely original clan recruitment thread post.

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You should have joined.

You're already here.

The Elder Gods told of our return!

Our absence was merely delay 'til the time after this thread was opened, when the members of would do all they could.

But no one wanted to believe; believe this even existed. And when the truth finally dawns, it dawns in firebrick. But! There's one we fear. In our clan list, he's Tomz: Dragon Born!

'JOIN OUR CLAN!'


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It has long been known that the clan of has been aware of problems with traditional scientific ideas, particularly those which viewed the universe as existing in three dimensions of space. Isaac Newton (1645 - 1727), whose theories formed the basis of physics until the twentieth century, saw time flowing at a constant pace, regardless of anything in the physical universe. For everyday life, where we rarely, if ever, travel at significant fractions of the speed of light, this works very nicely, and for a long time the idea was not challenged.

However, the experience of time was shown by Einstein's theories of relativity not to be independent of movement in the traditional physical world: time appears to pass more slowly the faster the observer is travelling, and the process would be especially pronounced for someone moving close to the speed of light. The experience of space and time is relative, depending on the viewer's frame of reference.

How we choose which spaces to occupy or how to spend our time is entirely up to us. Although some argue that destiny determines all actions, whilst others advocate free will, ultimately whether or not you decide to join this clan rests upon you actually doing so. So prove either the predetermined destiny of the cosmos, or the concept of free will correct and apply to join us today!


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