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Respite | 2200+ Community Clan

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Contempt
Dec Member 2014

Contempt

Posts: 208 Silver Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Respite!
- Feel free to guest our clan, even if you're not sure if you want to join!


Also recruiting ironmen! woohoo ironmen btw
We have a friendly ironman community :)


Hey, so you probably came here expecting a really fancy and colorful forum post about how amazing this clan is. But you’re probably bored of that. So here’s the truth. Respite is just a chill group of (mostly) friendly people and ironmen btw, who like to chat and occasionally do stuff together.


Fun facts about ranked clan members
(pm any of them if you have questions or want to join):


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Contempt
likes to make really awesome puns
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Tevo
lives in a country with more kangaroos than people
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Snowlak
likes to complain about bosses as much as he likes to kill bosses
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LivinDreams
can serve you some fried chicken to make up for no comp cape
-
arest
is what you need if you're feeling tired
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xTamrieL
got a real life and is now inactive but came back and asked to change this message
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Cassette
is some overachieving ironmeme
- I'm
Your Broski
, will you be mine? (formerly RSN Zenly)
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Skyvern
is not a wyvern
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Wisegirl19
is wiser than 19 IQ points
- You can always
Phon
a friend to help you in a difficult situation
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Timolol
will stop your heart from racing
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Dinglemelonz
is also a connoisseur of puns
-
Iridi
to invite you to join this clan
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21Twelve
has completed more than 2112 clue scrolls

Retired Staff:
-
Still A Kid
is a stereotypical white girl who works at Starbucks
Respite - Social/Community Clan 2.2K+
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Daredevil the Ironman
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Officially non-elitist
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trimmed Sept 9 2017

08-Apr-2019 08:19:03 - Last edited on 10-Sep-2020 21:55:09 by Contempt

Contempt
Dec Member 2014

Contempt

Posts: 208 Silver Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Requirements:


Honestly, it’s hard to recruit people these days because RS3 is dying (jk, sort of) so we’re trying our best to keep a nice community of high levelled and active players who like the game. We're hoping you'll like our chill group of players enough not to quit and go to OSRS!

- 2200 + total
- P2P
- Be a half-decent person


==== Clan Activities ====


- Clan Movie and Pictionary Nights
- Clan Events (Hide and Seek, Trivia - for prizes!)
- Clan Competitions (e.g. Clue Scroll Competition)
- Clan PvM events (e.g. PvM bingo/challenges)
- Clan Photo Contests and more!
Respite - Social/Community Clan 2.2K+
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Daredevil the Ironman
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Officially non-elitist
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trimmed Sept 9 2017

08-Apr-2019 08:19:20 - Last edited on 02-Sep-2019 21:26:10 by Contempt

Contempt
Dec Member 2014

Contempt

Posts: 208 Silver Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Some clans make you apply on the forums and what not, but honestly, we're too lazy to read all of that stuff (and who uses the forums regularly anyway?) This is why we've made a self-test to see if you would be accepted into the clan! Answer honestly and you'll soon find out if you're a good fit for us.


Are you a good fit for Respite? Answer the simple questions below! Follow the numbers in (parentheses) if the answer applies to you!


Start with the first question, and jump to the question number - e.g. if you answer "No" on question 1, skip to (3) = question 3!

1. Am I a RuneScape member?
---------a. Yes (2)
---------b. No (3)

2. Am I level 130 or higher with a total skill level of at least 2200?
---------a. Yes (4)
---------b. No (5)

3.
Wow F2P scrub in 2020? How can you be playing the same game content for the last decade? Sorry, you're rejected.


4. Do I consider myself to be a somewhat decent person?
---------a. Yes (6)
---------b. No (7)

5.
Aww, you don’t quite meet the requirements but you’re welcome to guest in the clan chat! We'd be happy to chat with you c:


6. Are you lying?
---------a. Yes (8)
---------b. No (9)
Respite - Social/Community Clan 2.2K+
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Daredevil the Ironman
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Officially non-elitist
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trimmed Sept 9 2017

08-Apr-2019 08:19:31 - Last edited on 02-Jan-2020 07:00:02 by Contempt

Contempt
Dec Member 2014

Contempt

Posts: 208 Silver Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
7. Why do you think you’re not a decent person?
---------a. I have few or no friends (10)
---------b. I am a total arse who enjoys belittling everyone (11)
---------c. I am a scammer/lurer (12)
---------d. I laugh at the shortcomings and failures of others (13)
---------e. I’m really bad at RuneScape (14)
---------f. People say I spam the chat with aids (23)
---------g. Whenever I see someone breaking any rule, I immediately report them (36)
---------h. I’m a botter (12)
---------i. I have a bad RSN (35)

8. Why are you lying?
---------a. I am a pathological liar (15)
---------b. I’m really worried whether you guys will like me or not, so I’m really not sure (10)
---------c. Because this questionnaire and this clan is a total joke (16)
---------d. I’m actually not a decent person (7)

9.
You’re welcome to join! We’d love to meet you. Come guest Respite and ask for an invite!


10. Why do you have few or no friends?
---------a. I find it hard to adapt to a new social environment sometimes (17)
---------b. I don’t have a cool RuneScape outfit (18)
---------c. I’m bad at RuneScape bosses (19)
---------d. I vape (20)
Respite - Social/Community Clan 2.2K+
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Daredevil the Ironman
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Officially non-elitist
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trimmed Sept 9 2017

08-Apr-2019 08:19:36 - Last edited on 12-Jun-2019 19:17:01 by Contempt

Contempt
Dec Member 2014

Contempt

Posts: 208 Silver Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
11. Do you make fun of others in a way that’s intended as a joke?
---------a. Yes, it’s just banter! (21)
---------b. No, I actually want people to feel terrible about themselves (22)

12.
You’re a bad person and you should feel bad. Rejected.


13. Do you publicly express this contempt towards other people in a mean way?
---------a. No, I laugh inside at people’s failures (9)
---------b. Sometimes, as banter! People should be able to take a joke (9)
---------c. Yes, always! Belittling people fits the community of RuneScape (12)

14. Why do you think you’re bad at RuneScape?
---------a. I am bad at combat and PvM (19)
---------b. Nobody seems to like me (10)
---------c. I’m a decent player, but everyone seems to be a higher level than I am (24)
---------d. I die all the time (25)
---------e. I get my account hacked often because I keep trying to get free PMod (26)

15.
I hope you continue living your mediocre life as a GE scammer. Rejected.


16.
Your account is a total joke LOL. Clearly you weren’t community enough for us. Rejected.


17.
We’re super chill and easygoing! Everyone in the clan is basically friends with each other and we’d love to meet someone new like you. Come guest Respite and ask for an invite!

18.
No worries. We can teach you how to be a pro fashionscaper! Just don’t ask Snowlak for advice or you’ll end up looking like a RuneScape hobo. Come guest Respite and ask for an invite!
Respite - Social/Community Clan 2.2K+
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Daredevil the Ironman
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Officially non-elitist
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trimmed Sept 9 2017

08-Apr-2019 08:19:41 - Last edited on 12-May-2019 21:59:17 by Contempt

Contempt
Dec Member 2014

Contempt

Posts: 208 Silver Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
19. Are you willing to try your best and learn? We don’t mind if you make lots of mistakes.
---------a. Yes! I’d love to learn some bosses (9)
---------b. No, I just came here for free leeches (12)
---------c. I don’t really like bossing, I’m a good skiller though! (9)
---------d. No, I came to afk revo dps leech with crap tier gear (12)

20.
There’s no saving you. Rejected.


21.
You’ll fit right in! Come guest Respite and ask for an invite!


22.
I hope you feel terrible about yourself, as you should. Rejected.

23. How many 0’s do I put in each L0000000000L?
---------a. 5 or less (27)
---------b. 5 to 10 (28)
---------c. 10+ L00000000000000000000000000000l!!!!!!!! kyssssssssss (20)

24.
Everyone starts somewhere! We’d also love to give you tips and tricks on how to get better! Come guest Respite and ask for an invite!

25. I die primarily to:
---------a. High level bosses (29)
---------b. Other players (30)
---------c. My own stupidity (31)
---------d. Slayer monsters (32)
---------e. Giant Mole (33)

26. Do you still have tradable valuables on your account?
---------a. Yes, lots! (34)
---------b. Nope, can I get free handouts please? (20)

27.
As long as you don’t spam stupid garbage, you’ll be alright. Come guest Respite and ask for an invite!


28.
If it’s just one line of L00000000l, you’re good to go. Come guest Respite and ask for an invite.

29.
Don’t worry, that happens to us too. Come guest Respite and ask for an invite!


30.
Don’t worry. We have some cool PKers who can help you out! Come guest Respite and ask for an invite!
Respite - Social/Community Clan 2.2K+
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Daredevil the Ironman
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Officially non-elitist
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trimmed Sept 9 2017

08-Apr-2019 08:19:47 - Last edited on 12-May-2019 22:00:35 by Contempt

Contempt
Dec Member 2014

Contempt

Posts: 208 Silver Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
31.
Aww, cute noob. We’d love to hear about your (mis)adventures. Come guest Respite and ask for an invite!


32. When I die to Slayer monsters, am I usually AFK?
---------a. Yes (9)
---------b. No, but it’s only the elite slayer monsters (Rippers/Wyverns/Mammoths, etc) I die to (9)
---------c. No, I die to regular slayer monsters even when I’m trying (20)

33. I’m sorry to hear that. Giant Mole is a difficult boss and I understand you must be frustrated and we’d love to… (20)

34.
PM “Contempt” your details please. Trust me, it’ll work.


35. How bad is it?
---------a. It has multiple random numbers in the name (20)
---------b. A zero is substituted for an O (k whatever, 9)
---------c. A 4 is substituted for an A (20)
---------d. It doesn’t make sense at all but is otherwise ok (9)
---------e. It’s IiiLiiiIiiIIIIII (15)
---------f. It’s alright (9)

36. How overzealous is your reporting?
---------a. I send an abuse report every time someone makes fun of me (37)
---------b. I am a wannabe PMod (38)
---------c. I am an actual PMod who doesn't mind banter and memes in the clan chat (9)
---------d. I actually don't report anyone because I know Jagex won't do anything about it (39)

37.
Sorry, we are not a snowflake clan. You're an adult, and we don't offer hurt feelings compensation. Rejected.


38.
hahahahahahaha nope.


39.
Well, it looks like you are an experienced player who knows the truth. Come guest Respite and ask for an invite!


Hope you enjoyed the quiz! Come guest us in "Respite" Clan chat!
Respite - Social/Community Clan 2.2K+
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Daredevil the Ironman
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Officially non-elitist
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trimmed Sept 9 2017

08-Apr-2019 08:19:52 - Last edited on 12-Jun-2019 19:26:35 by Contempt

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