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Aka Ame

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A photon checks into a hotel. The clerk asks if he needs help with luggage. Photon replies, "I don't have any, I'm traveling light."

25-Mar-2017 13:41:01

Aka Ame

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Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says 'Do you know how fast you were going?' Heisenberg says 'No, but I know where I am.'

26-Mar-2017 12:37:38

MissDior

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lol Nyuko
You should banter with Lhik when he comes in the cc

27-Mar-2017 02:22:27

Aka Ame

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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

27-Mar-2017 16:49:24

Aka Ame

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Q: What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?
A: The moon

28-Mar-2017 08:54:38

Aka Ame

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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na

29-Mar-2017 18:39:56

Aka Ame

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Q: What's the difference between Max Factor and Quantum Theorist?
A: Max Factor has models that work.

31-Mar-2017 18:36:31

Aka Ame

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
A: To get to the same side.

01-Apr-2017 20:45:30

Aka Ame

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Get up

03-Apr-2017 16:54:55

Aka Ame

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Let's gooo!

05-Apr-2017 18:13:11

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