Esca you old goat! You rum thieving dog! We were best mates, but then you and your crew mutinied, and left me for dead on that desert island. Took all my gear, leaving me one single bottle of rum spoiled with seawater like a bunch of savages. Didn't have the guts to stick the blade in me yourself and finish the job. Couldn't look me in the eye and end it. Your mistake. I finally escaped, all these years later, and there will be blood...
P.S. My apologies to any and all innocents involved
P.P.S. I would appreciate it dearly if someone gave "Kye-Lithndor" as he calls himiself these days the tl;dr version of "The Zombear is back." There'll be a bottle of rum for whoever does it first.
01-Aug-2017 07:28:39
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WildZombear