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Harasmom

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When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running.

16-Jun-2016 22:43:53

Harasmom

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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

17-Jun-2016 01:10:37

Harasmom

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Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.

17-Jun-2016 03:27:10

Harasmom

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When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18-Jun-2016 18:22:53

Harasmom

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

18-Jun-2016 19:23:10

Harasmom

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A day without sunshine is like ............night

18-Jun-2016 20:00:18

Harasmom

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What is faster Hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.

18-Jun-2016 20:57:38

Harasmom

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

18-Jun-2016 21:28:08

Harasmom

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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.

19-Jun-2016 02:37:52

Harasmom

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Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands.

19-Jun-2016 03:34:34

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