*The following conversation takes place in the shadows*
mate1: I bet you 50 bux you can't convince them that bobbing their head back & forth will make them go faster.
mate2: You're on, watch this.
"So based on my extensive research, I've discovered if you bob your heads back & forth, you gain momentum, the same way you do with your legs when you're on a swing, so doing this will give you the edge you need to consistently beat your competition."
mate2: Pay up.
mate1: *snickers* Totally worth it.
ROFLOL
Work
B
U
M
P
!
A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.