The King Black Dragon.
The King Black Dragon (KBD for short)
Was really, really, really distraught,
When the Kalphite Queen came, level 333,
I remembered all those times you had flame breathed me.
People still kill you, as a hobby, not for power,
The Kalphite Queen smells really bad, please give her a shower!
A shower of fire! A shower of claws!
Then make her do all your household chores
Just your friendly neighborhood
Wikian
.