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Tia
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Tia

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What do you call 4 bullfighters stuck in quicksand?
Quatro Sinko
Do not argue with an idiot.
They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
When in doubt: Mumble.
Enjoy Gaming Everyone! :)
~~BUMP~~

02-Jul-2012 05:47:59 - Last edited on 02-Jul-2012 06:23:41 by Tia

Tia
Apr Member 2022

Tia

Posts: 1,160 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
A man is walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he look s back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP....
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, as the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...and,

The coffin stops.
(LOL - okay, really bad joke, but it had the word bump in it, so I felt it justified my choice)

05-Jul-2012 21:12:22

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