I can't date you if you listen to shit music
I can't date you if you don't like pizza
I can't date you if you don't get your own pizza and want to share (NO ITS ALL MINE)
I can't date you if you smell like bio or poo.
I can't date you if you iz a hardcore playa.
I can't date you if you have several chins too many. Physically fat is just a no. Mentally fat is a win because then we can connect and relate on a whole new level by discussing our passion towards delicious mouth-watering food.
I can't date you if you think it's cool to swear, smoke, drink or take drugs.
I can't date you if you are a murderer or a religious extremist (suicide murderer).
22-Nov-2014 12:17:21
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22-Nov-2014 12:23:29
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Gertjan