A noob wanting to train Farming cut it down, but the noob didn't know that...
"Revenge...is like a rolling stone, which, when a man hath forced up a hill, will return upon him with a greater violence, and break those bones whose sinews gave it motion."- Jeremy Taylor
its apples had succumbed to gravity and he was hit for 10 hp and died.
Accidently surged up a dinosaurs ass, became stuck then activated double surge and burst out its chest alien-style!
Got his dragon mattocks then crashed the clan citadel into Anachronia wiping out the dinosaurs.
Only to respawn in a lowly village of lumbridge, shouting..........
One day i will think of something clever to write here.......This however is not that day