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Pieterjan
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Pieterjan

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The story so far:

Once there was an apple called Athymy that shouted very loud about faeces. However they started meowing randomly like possessed bloodvelds in a bath with Kuradal. The most exciting time was when the pokémon ballooned out over the sea parachuting, but not that since another dinosaur fell over a pokemon called Zapdos and died.

Meanwhile in the magical forest, maggots started having a orgy then out came a sausage with a super bright suit. So spontaneously of out the mod's eyebrow nuke the idiots can chomp poop with onions and cream that smell with out doing laundry.

Naked implings walked joyfully through the mine-fields but left their godswords at smoking well because Saradomin killed Zamorak repeatedly by extravagantly horny magic. Everyday Jane likes to shimmy down to shosworld shadowlands for white russians cooking lemurs. Camels eaten spam but somehow never quite understand Lemar.

Yesterday never went to the shops, instead Yesterday cooked Morays while Tomorrow was fishing rocktails with Mr. T, and George Bush suddently freaked out by removing his terrorism while dancing naked between two lubricated pecs. Adum is thinking about Florida while skipping school for the over 9000th aids foundation fun-run charity cookies that give you special dancing crabs because 200 spartans came out running into a Armadillo and condoms are flavored with chocolate pies because they chafe.

04-Dec-2014 22:04:13 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2014 22:06:16 by Pieterjan

Pieterjan
Dec Member 2009

Pieterjan

Posts: 1,700 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Today is Friday looking forward to the weekend because then all the kittens will challenge him upon a race around the beach which is surrounded by ponies eating dragons sautéed with chocolate ants and giant squid eyes. So fascinitating that Jagex nuked not bothering to care about Zamorak for he sucked at minigolf and cried like Lemar after suddenly watching from over the hidden waterfall which might freeze if the kids pray to the huge bulging effigy with no way forgiveness will be unacceptable payment fraud. And because the allonsy was pregnant with epicness accuracy and waffles.

He allowed the snowballs runs to Dodo's foot ball, which castrated aby stop! said god, while five pickles came into Donkey. Then the objective changed completely when many transexuals gathered hog-tied no lifers in rs, while fapping vigorously inside whales blow-holes, and applied vaseline on their erect sword. Which replied: "damn what nonsense her vagaygay has herpes and other shit. She subsidzed with horney glee. So she lubricated the toe with jelly beans which sucked llama's.

Meanwhile in Zarfot's eyes the whole world became sick of Cholera. So to the bat-cave said sof and solomon's hat smell salad dressing.

Suomi gambled lifepoints but quitted and never went outside to have a swolen Bum dangled from keyboards. ratings predict that jagex will be kicking buckets along the road however they will poop lovely with power they cant do this but YMCA.

Meanwhile at Smallville trolls eviscerated the vulcano, lifeboat's were burning there were fireworks bursting trew the bum of Justin Bieber and it engulfed jagex.

Meanwhile they began to count bots and the end shall come die?

After suomi sucked candy out of an apple it farted in runescape while jagex failed @ failing with making Botany-Bay cause transformers are WICKED Pet Rocks That always are Sneaky @ pillow pony hair.

04-Dec-2014 22:04:44 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2014 22:06:48 by Pieterjan

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