Once there was an apple called Athymy that shouted very loud about faeces. However they started meowing randomly like possessed bloodvelds in a bath with Kuradal. The most exciting time was when the pokémon ballooned out over the sea parachuting, but not that since another dinosaur fell over a pokemon called Zapdos and died.
Meanwhile in the magical forest, maggots started having a orgy then out came a sausage with a super bright suit. So spontaneously of out the mod's eyebrow nuke the idiots can chomp poop with onions and cream that smell with out doing laundry.
Naked implings walked joyfully through the mine-fields but left their godswords at smoking well because Saradomin killed Zamorak repeatedly by extravagantly horny magic. Everyday Jane likes to shimmy down to shosworld shadowlands for white russians cooking lemurs. Camels eaten spam but somehow never quite understand Lemar.
Yesterday never went to the shops, instead Yesterday cooked Morays while Tomorrow was fishing rocktails with Mr. T, and George Bush suddently freaked out by removing his terrorism while dancing naked between two lubricated pecs. Adum is thinking about Florida while skipping school for the over 9000th aids foundation fun-run charity cookies that give you special dancing crabs because 200 spartans came out running into a Armadillo and condoms are flavored with chocolate pies because they chafe.
Today is Friday looking forward to the weekend because then all the kittens will challenge him upon a race around the beach which is surrounded by ponies eating dragons sautéed with chocolate ants and giant squid eyes. So fascinitating that Jagex nuked not bothering to care about Zamorak for he sucked at minigolf and cried like Lemar after suddenly watching from over the hidden waterfall which might freeze if the kids pray to the huge bulging effigy with no way forgiveness will be unacceptable payment fraud. And because the allonsy was pregnant with epicness accuracy and waffles.
200m all RS3 on 7/3/19
1.2Billion overall Slayer xp / Ultimate slayer title
OSRS 2277/2277 Untrim slayer cape
Hail Satan,
He loves for who you are.
