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The story so far:

Once there was an apple called Athymy that shouted very loud about faeces. However they started meowing randomly like possessed bloodvelds in a bath with Kuradal. The most exciting time was when the Pokémon ballooned out over the sea parachuting, but not that since another dinosaur fell over a Pokémon called Zapdos and died.

Meanwhile in the magical forest, maggots started having an orgy then out came a sausage with a super bright suit. So spontaneously of out the mod's eyebrow nuke the idiots can chomp poop with onions and cream that smell without doing laundry.

Naked implings walked joyfully through the mine-fields but left their godswords at smoking well because Saradomin killed Zamorak repeatedly by extravagantly horny magic. Everyday Jane likes to shimmy down to shosworld shadowlands for white Russians cooking lemurs. Camels ate spam but somehow never quite understand Lemar.

Yesterday never went to the shops, instead Yesterday cooked Morays while Tomorrow was fishing rocktails with Mr. T, and George Bush suddenly freaked out by removing his terrorism while dancing naked between two lubricated pecs. Adum is thinking about Florida while skipping school for the over 9000th aids foundation fun-run charity cookies that give you special dancing crabs because 200 Spartans came out running into an Armadillo and condoms are flavoured with chocolate pies because they chafe.

Today is Friday looking forward to the weekend because then all the kittens will challenge him upon a race around the beach which is surrounded by pony’s eating dragons’ sautéed with chocolate ants and giant squid eyes. So fascinating that Jagex nuked not bothering to care about Zamorak for he sucked at minigolf and cried like Lemar after suddenly watching from over the hidden waterfall which might freeze if the kids pray to the huge bulging effigy with no way forgiveness will be unacceptable payment fraud and because the allonsy was pregnant with epicness accuracy and waffles.
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He allowed the snowballs runs to Dodo's football, which castrated aby stop! said god, while five pickles came into Donkey. Then the objective changed completely when many transsexuals gathered hog-tied no lifers in rs, while fapping vigorously inside whales’ blow-holes, and applied Vaseline on their erect sword. Which replied: "damn what nonsense her vagaygay has herpes and other shit. She subsidized with horney glee. So she lubricated the toe with jelly beans which sucked llamas.

Meanwhile in Zarfot's eyes the whole world became sick of Cholera. So to the bat-cave said sof and Solomon’s hat smell salad dressing.

Suomi gambled lifepoints but quit and never went outside to have a swollen bum dangled from keyboards. Ratings predict that Jagex will be kicking buckets along the road however they will poop lovely with power they can’t do this but YMCA.

Meanwhile at Smallville trolls eviscerated the volcano, lifeboats were burning there were fireworks bursting through the bum of Justin Bieber and it engulfed Jagex.

Meanwhile they began to count bots and the end shall come die?

After Suomi sucked candy out of an apple it farted in Runescape while Jagex failed @ failing with making Botany-Bay cause transformers are WICKED Pet Rocks that always are sneaky @ pillow pony hair.

After Easter Nightmarerh rubbed Jagex's elbows with Suomis then wild thornberries farted and went barbaric by blasting Evil Bob from the bunghole.

The fat Cordiform poop fell from the sky and landed on your knee which reminded Pengwen Of flying Chocolate weewees from nightmarerh's big foot which made Sparc Mac confused.

I pounded cheese dreadnips with Jagex's cheese-pounder which, coincidentally made the bears insanely pissed.

However, Jagex wanted penguins to love Win All Day's new Mrs Wilson doll but sadly Nightmarerh decided that he will steal Jagex's pet dicer robot and eat flower stems continuously, then he went insane.
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We had intellectual Jmods who existed inside their bungholes because Jagex are staying inside Giant Mole's pockets pie then a fanboy leaped into from behind Jagex's tank of grape soda whilst cats clawed Elvenmage's small mystic bottom.

BANG afterwards the dog attacked the Hippie ranger which made her angry.

Then she used the staff to bash Bandos after Jagex lied about sexual misconduct with underage boys suspenders Nightmarerh coalesce with Sparc Mac's buttcheeks.

Suddenly Selena Gomez ate out herself to the power that Jagex reincarnated from Tupac Shakur -.- and lost the game to a fanboy who wanted eleven sacks, with Nightmarerh's beady socks while dancing In North Korea wearing nothing which turned on the lights quickly.

After they smoked Jagex's gluttonous Roll with tomatoes and kissed Sparc Mac's elbow, adorable Bunnies frolicked joyfully in Mordor while they turned against small car but Jagex are bad at lifting dead contents is this Dark knight actually Dark Pooped or did her collar really come to.

Meanwhile Jagex activated the bot busting mambo then suddenly Dracula died and Nightmarerh came out of Sparc Mac's RWT'er who sold some rare yugioh cards worth millions of artificial chocolate bunnies which died in the shadow realm which is very dark and scary to meet until pineapples started singing about sponges soaking under sunlight enjoying romantic novel that explores q-tips for bunny aspirants that personify human nature babies crying because Sparc Mac lit Nightmarerh's chainsaw on fire before Konami blew Jagex's huge Squeel Wheel which ended after he blasted Al-Qaeda Into Putin's Cat and Dog to Bears !
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till sticks Summoned large Amounts of cheese cake which made people remember why they play with potatos because Konami fell off the unicorn started to do something for transforming into dodecahederons Which halted Jagex from hell so yugioh decided to exterminate the Herald of Perfection Deck because it's Too Broken Because it's Topdecking time 247 365 Ludacris people went to duel me while he wandered Around and Jumped Patrick Hoban's sofa remembering who we are.

Then Mod Mark activated the portal to Lumbridge where the Jmods were pestering everyone that were summoning Satan. However Mod Mark decided Mod Mark should find Mod Mark’s soul as Mod Mark died.

Hooray!

But then something exploded inside Eyjafjallajökull killing Drumgun because he flew through a magical land called York. He teleported far far away to Gielinor where Jas ate a sausage sandwich and took some tomato flavoured banana fries around the globe until Patrick Hoban decided artichokes topped off ycs toenails, therefore he ate himself.

Entrepeneur tried...
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