RuneScape Forum Archive | Dad Jokes Appreciation Thread

HyunA

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Luke. I am your father.

Hi your father. I am dad.

@HyunAOP

04-Aug-2018 20:00:14

HyunA

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My dad went to go get a pint of the milk and never came back

Jokes on him though I'm still winning the hide and seek challenge for 20 years.

@HyunAOP

24-Nov-2018 15:49:25

Jun

2021

Bobhaz

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a friend turned into a dad

not really a dad joke but still funny

25-Nov-2018 00:46:19

Jul

2016

Chee

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Bobhaz said :
a friend turned into a dad
dovydaddy <3 @Chee__RS

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26-Nov-2018 13:39:05

HyunA

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What do you call the security guards outside the Samsung factory?

The Guardians of the Galaxy

@HyunAOP

03-Aug-2019 21:03:05

May

2007

J R Kerr

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Know the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

A hippo is really heavy and a zippo is a little lighter.
(and then you laugh really hard at your own joke and slap something)

I have quit rsof because moderator found comments about darklight bonus damage on demons "off topic" for wildy flash mobs full of demons

24-Aug-2019 01:57:28

HyunA

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How does a penguin build a house?

Igloos it together

@HyunAOP

08-Sep-2019 10:49:55

Jun

2021

Bobhaz

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what do you call a fly with no wings

15-Feb-2020 11:32:09

Feb

2010

Thunder Jinx

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Why did coffee call the police?

Because it was mugged.

Darkness rises when silence dies.

14-Apr-2020 16:30:45

Sep

2005

Megycal

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Bobhaz said :
what do you call a fly with no wings

A walk.

What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time

15-Apr-2020 17:46:14

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