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Mat Dragonx

Mat Dragonx

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4dZ2pcLMCs

Zez (Live)

Dear Zez, I PMed you but you still ain't replying
My main, my alt and my skiller have all been trying
I tried to PM back in Autumn, you must notta got 'em
You probably were too busy training summoning or something
Sometimes I use too many smileys when I'm talking
But anyways, screw it: what's been up? Man how's the skilling?
My skills are low but, i'm bout to get a 99
If I get the comp cape, guess what I'ma do?
I'm gonna trim it
I read about the funorb game you played, I'm sorry
I had a friend play on some game which never got updated
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even watched the twitch streams despite you're not on cam
I got a folder full of your screenshots and your levels man
I liked the smith you did on classic too, that grind was mad
Anyways, I hope you hear this man, add me back
Just to chat, truly yours, you're my bez,
Love you Zez


My tea's gone cold, I'm still downstairs
Trying to get some xp
My parents shout into the basement,
I wish they'd leave me be
But even if I train I'll still be the same,
But your levels on this game
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
It's not so bad

08-Jan-2016 15:16:09 - Last edited on 09-Jan-2016 18:56:16 by Mat Dragonx

Mat Dragonx

Mat Dragonx

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Dear Zez, you still ain't pmed me back, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's messed up you don't pm your fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside castle wars
You didn't have to, but you coulda told me which team you joined
That's my favourite minigame, I play it all the time
I waited in the lobby outside for you
Five games and you just kept playing
That's pretty shitty man, you're like my fucking idol
I want to max just like you Zez, you wrote the RS bible
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to,
Remember when we met at dark beasts,
You said if you saw me you'd reply back
See I'm just like you in a way,
I never log off Runescape neither,
I always skill or pk with no breather.
I can relate to what you're doing on the game
So when I have a crappy day I drift away and start to train
Cause I don't really got shit else so scaping helps when I'm depressed
I even got tickets to try and meet you at Runefest
Sometimes I get myself scammed to see how it hurts me
It's the adrenaline, the rebuild's such a sudden rush of gp
See every skill your train is real, I respect cause you don't bot it
My clan mate's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But he don't know you like I know you Zez, no one does
He don't know what it's like for 'Scapers like us growing up,
You gotta add me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Think about it, Zez,
P.S:
You should join my clan, too

My tea's gone cold, I'm still downstairs
Trying to get some xp
My parents shout into the basement,
I wish they'd leave me be
But even if I train I'll still be the same,
But your levels on this game
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
It's not so bad

08-Jan-2016 15:16:20 - Last edited on 09-Jan-2016 18:56:27 by Mat Dragonx

Mat Dragonx

Mat Dragonx

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Dear Mr 'I'm too good to pm or add my fans'
This'll be the last message I ever send your ass
It's been 6 months and still no word, I don't deserve it
I know you saw my last 2 Pms,
You had your public on for hours,
So this forum post to your clan page, I hope you see it
I'm on Runescape right now, dropped my bank at GE world 2
Hey Zez, I've got my fire cape, you dare me to alch?
You know that guy who goes by the name of SUOMI
Who always took donations to help him train his skills to 200m,
But didn't, he just got close and then just kinda quit it,
That's kinda how this is, you could've helped me skill on RS
Now it's too late, I've alched all my untradeables - I'm quitting
And all I wanted was a lousy message or an add
I hope you know I deleted all your screenshots from my comp
I loved you Zez, we could've scaped together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't skill and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you lose some XP
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't train any more
See Zez, now I'm scamming at the GE
Hey Zez, that's his cash stack I just scammed from him
But I didn't want his bank, I just said I'd double, see I don't care now
Cause when I quit, well I may just as well also be muted, too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost out of members now,
Oh shit, I forgot, you're probably gonna hide this forum post...


My tea's gone cold, I'm still downstairs
Trying to get some xp
My parents shout into the basement,
I wish they'd leave me be
But even if I train I'll still be the same,
but your levels on this game
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
It's not so bad

08-Jan-2016 15:16:36 - Last edited on 09-Jan-2016 18:56:44 by Mat Dragonx

Mat Dragonx

Mat Dragonx

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Hey man, I meant to add you sooner but I've just been busy,
You said you nearly maxed cooking, how many sharks is it?
Look, I'm really flattered you would play castle wars with me,
and here's a fact for when I play it: I always side with Zammy.
I'm sorry I didn't see you in the lobby, I must've missed you
Don't think I did that act intentially just to diss you,
But what's this stuff you said about you like to get yourself scammed?
I say this is just clowning dogg, c'mon don't get your coins jammed
You got some levels man, It's just a bit more grinding
To get some cash to afford the buyables you're currently lacking
And maybe then you'll end up getting to scape with me,
Duo castle wars when you've got a set of tier-80?
I really think you and your clan mates need each other,
Or maybe you just should talk to them better,
I hope you get to see this message, I just hope you notice it in time
Before you quit the game, I think you'll be doing just fine
If you keep on scaping, I'm glad I inspire you but man
I'm really busy, try to understand that I do want you as a fan,
I just don't want you to do something crazy
I heard this one guy who got banned a couple weeks ago at the GE
Some dude was mad and dropped his bank and all his cash
And alched his untradeables, before he was banned in a flash
Scammed some players just before, and a guy in my clan too,
Come to think about it, his name was, it was you
Damn...

08-Jan-2016 15:16:43

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08-Jan-2016 18:44:53

Mat Dragonx

Mat Dragonx

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Tale of
Mat Dragonx
(Feat. The Lonely Island, Angryphil14 [my mate])
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kTuxVrorJU

Hey and welcome to my 6th bank update video!
*buzz*
Oh, look, a green dot!

Hey Mat, sorry I'm late. I just got caught up
watching your videos on youtube, have you seen those things?
yeah, yeah, those are, those are great.

Well I watched your last bank video, and I loved it
And I got you this big sexy hook *trades pirate's hook*
Oh wow that's great! Now mate,
Let's get to it.


Here we go,
Mat Dragonx!

Angryphil!
The Bank starts now...
Together for the track,

The boys are back
The bank starts now


Bank starts now baby watch with us
Max cash at the start and his pirate's hook
(Pirate's hook!)
Dragon darts to get my fletch exp up
Almost at 100m like I give a fk
(Come on!)
Players shifty eyed when I walk into GE
Screw the noobs who try to borrow beg and steal cash off me
Third age round my waist, hot capes on my back
We either get rares like masks or P-hats.


This is the tale, of Mat Dragonx!
Player so brave, on the Scape of the Rune!
(What?)

A mystical quest, to slay Elvarg the Dragon
Training his mage, in the ocean's breeze!

Yeah that was kinda weird but we're back in the bank
Looking at my P-hats got my merching skills to thank
(Telmomarques!)
Got my frost dragon bones, I'm gonna train prayer
Beating all these noobs, I'm the number one player
(Fk Zarfot!)

Watch out Jad, cause I ain't your average scaper
Now I just run in, check the ground and take my fire cape
I was all geared up you had nowhere to run
So I got my 58th cape-
Now back to the good part!

From the day he was made, he yearned for the GPs!
Ol' Mat Dragonx! Giving them what for!
He's a fisher in the surf, a crafter of his pure ess
Training his skills, to get some exps!

09-Jan-2016 01:24:49

Mat Dragonx

Mat Dragonx

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Deposit my cash, just to check my stash!
(Zezima!)
What?
(Kingduffy!)
No...

Killing corp and the queen and everything between, come on!
(Sosolid!)
Nope!
(Woox16!)
Wrong!


Angryphil I'm really gonna need you to focus up!

Roger that, let me try it with another player!
Wait...


I stole this game from Andrew, and my name is Mark Gerhard!
(Not better...)

Though I'm not the world's best CEO, I gave Runescape all my love!
(Come on!)

Okay then, I stake partyhats, and Win All Day is my name!
(Oh god!)

And you can call me Gertjaars, sitting in my chair all day!
(Close enough...)


You cockroaches wanna play rough? Okay, I'm reloaded!
This is the tale, for all the Runescapers!
Sat at their comps, playing day and night!
(All the time!)

We've all got no life, our brains are polluted,
This whole game's in ruins, cause everyone just bots!

Turns out Angryphil's a major Runescaper...

Runescape Completes me!

09-Jan-2016 01:26:10

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