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R obin
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R obin

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sorbosander2 said :
my birthday is on monday the 14th, probably gonna set my alarm for 8 AM and head to the store to get myself 9 liters of 4.7% pilsner

Have fun paying 800kr for a crate of beer@@

E: Tuborg hopefully?

07-Jan-2016 00:30:55 - Last edited on 07-Jan-2016 00:31:17 by R obin

beer and fsu
Jan Member 2009

beer and fsu

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The Childbirth Dump - This is a dump that is simply too big to go through the aperture provided by nature for the purpose. You sit there, thinking over your dilemma. First it hurts, and it isn't going to get any better. You wonder if you'll ever see your loved ones again. You imagine the newspaper headlines screaming "Man dies trying to hatch monster loaf". You realize you'll have to resolve the crisis before you can leave the bathroom. Basically there are only three things you can do:

1. Scream
2. Call an Obstetrician
3. Hope like hell have enough Vaseline to get you through it. yoo i like beer!

07-Jan-2016 00:40:20

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