Ya, I might've just eaten some coffee granules instead, but I think it tastes bad in water and so without water it would just be gross and I could be hospitalised. Although that would be pretty hardcore and all the other patients would look up to me and also be scared of me.
I think it's more weird...but I actually use to put coffee beans in the freezer, to preserve them, and "eat" a few while on the drive to class...I just really cba to make coffee in the mornings lol