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Allia said :
http://38.media.tumblr.com/d3c4548e7c990e7afaa6ae13912c678c/tumblr_nbuo717gbW1tgsq5po1_1280.jpg


*Takes a swig of Hatorade*

She's brighter than my lightbulb. 1/10

Edward ain't got nothing on this chick. 1/10

Is she related to Casper? 1/10

Her blood must have declared independence and won. 1/10

A vampire bit her once. The vampire only got paler. 1/10

The picture is too bright for me to see her. Oh, that is her? 1/10

She redefines a "Shine bright like a diamond". 1/10

Her natural habitat is printer paper. 1/10

For her, there's no such thing as a night job. 1/10

God said "Let there be light!". And there was light. 1/10

One day she was at the park when a little kid began tickling her belly, yelling "Where's your pastry chef hat, mister!?" 1/10

When she first entered church, they thought she was the next messiah. 1/10

She thought she got hired for her skills, Illumina Inc. had other things in mind. 1/10

Wizards refer to her as "She Who Must Not Be Seen". 1/10

Cockroaches are terrified of her. 1/10

When she closes her eyes, she sees white. 1/10

Cops use her instead of flash grenades. 1/10

She's the only thing in the world bright enough to be Chuck Norris's nightlight. 1/10

She shines everywhere, even down there. 1/10

The sun has a nagging paranoia that she's going to steal it's job. 1/10

She's unwanted at movie theaters.  1/10

(I'll think of more when i have the time.)
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13-Sep-2014 23:27:50 - Last edited on 14-Sep-2014 07:26:15 by Duw

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