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The spammers are posting, and the hats are wearing,
Way down on the Forums tonight,
There's a guy on the threads with no patch on his eye,
And a hat standing out, pirate!
There's Reddit from the Mods and there's Twitter from the guys,
And Bob's on blood soaked decks,
And way down in the dungeon his stats are rising,
Oh, I swear I saw Nosword down on the threads,
He was searching for some hair to wear.

Oh, Wavy you're the only guy on this old thread,
With your tea, and your songs, and your Froud,
And singing your songs and writing your woes,
Of how you're going to kill that dent',
But I gotta get hats, I gotta have hats now,
Before the final boat leaves the port,
So we gotta make the most of our one song together,
When I change my avatar,
You'll have the only hat...

Like a Hat on my Head, It'll be gone when the Cherries crash,
When the threads are over, like a Hat out of Hell, I'll still post, post, post,
Like a Bob out of Scape, I'll just grab a peg-leg too,
But when my search is done,
And the Waves go down, ( )
The Iron helm is still shining through!
Then like a poster before the gates of JaGex,
I'll come crawling on back to 'Scape!

I'm gonna hit the forums like a battering ram,
On an assassin-black flag game,
When the cannon they fire, and the sails they sail.
And we're all about to sing a 'Wav!
Nothing ever grows on Noswords balding scalp,
His hair growth is stunted and lost,
The boats they really rocks, and Lusty haz a beard,
And Chee's threads they're all locked up!

Well I know that I'm damned with my pirate hat cap,
And maybe I'll just trained my Ranged?
But with every other boat I've got left in my Port,
You know I'll always haz my hat!
If I gotta be hanged, you know I want to be hanged,
Swaying and wearing you on my head?
Well if I gotta be hanged you know I want to be hanged,
Gotta be hanged, you know I want to be hanged,
Gotta be hanged, you know I want to be hanged,
With you on my head,
With you on my head,
Wearing you on my head!

Oh, Wavy you're the only guy on this old thread,
With your tea, and your songs, and your Froud,
And singing your songs and writing your woes,
Of how you're going to kill that dent',
But I gotta get hats, I gotta have hats now,
Before the final boat leaves the port,
So we gotta make the most of our one song together,
When I change my avatar,
You'll have the only hat...

Like a Hat on my Head, It'll be gone when the Cherries crash,
When the threads are over, like a Hat out of Hell, I'll still post, post, post,
Like a Bob out of Scape, I'll just grab a peg-leg too,
But when my search is done,
And the Waves go down, ( )
The Iron helm is still shining through!
Then like a poster before the gates of JaGex,
I'll come crawling on back to 'Scape!

Then like a poster before the gates of JaGex,
I'll come crawling on back to 'Scape!

Well I can see myself searching for a hat, farther
Than any other pirate, has ever sailed,
And my skin is raw, but my soul is ripe,
The Brits will never stop me now! I'm gonna grab my hat!
But I can't stop thinking of threads,
And I never see the sudden wave until it's way too late
And I never see the sudden wave until it's way too late...

Then I'm down in the bottom of the sea in a broken ship,
Torn and twisted at the foot of a crippled mast,
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell,
And the last thing I see is my hat, still my hat,
Breaking off of my head, and floating away,
Like a Hat out of Hell!

Then I'm dying in the bottom of the sea in a broken ship,
Torn and twisted at the foot of a crippled mast,
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell,
And the last thing I see is my hat,
Still my hat, still my hat,
Breaking off of my head, and floating away...

Like a Hat out of Hell!
Oh, Like a Hat out of Hell!
Oh, Like a Hat out of Hell!
Oh, Like a Hat out of Hell! (It'll be gone when the Mod Lee comes!)
Oh, Like a Hat out of Hell! (It'll be gone when the Mod Lee comes!)
Oh, Like a Hat out of Hell!