Okay I wrote you this (goes on a bit):
When I was, a young ripple,
My father took me into Varrock,
To see a hanging man,
He said Cherry when you grow up,
Would you be, the owner of a doggie,
With some hair and with a sword?
He said will you, remould them,
Your Herbies, and all your Dragon bones?
Unlock the Farming Spells?
Because Wavy'll sing you,
A song now, to lead you in the boredom,
To join Old School RuneScape!
When I was, a young ripple,
My father took me into Varrock,
To see a hanging man,
He said Cherry when you grow up,
Would you be the saviour of the patches?
With your gothic profile pic?
Sometimes I get reborn,
She's spitting over me,
And other times I see those pointed ears,
Well through the count threads,
Their rise and fall,
Dead dragons on my sword,
And when you regrow we wanna know,
We'll boredom on, we'll bore you on,
And though the braces are a remould, believe me,
Fred's memory will carry on,
We'll bore you on,
And in my songs, I can't contain it,
The anthem won't explain it!
The poufy tail sends you laughing,
Like Basil Brush on screen,
Swords lack of sword won't kill us all,
So, dye it black,
Feed a duck,
Let's sing a Wavy song,
Defiant to the Craft,
We hear the call...
To boredom on, we'll bore you on,
And though the braces are remoulded, believe me,
Fred's memory will carry on,
We'll bore you on,
And in my songs, I can't contain it,
The anthem won't explain it!
On and on she spits upon the threads!
(oh oh oh)
Disappointed faces of the Mods!
(oh oh oh)
Take a look at her,
With her Fruity Waves of glee,
Post or No?
You'll never tame her,
Cause her world,
Is full of farms,
You can try,
But you'll never slay her,
She wants it all,
'Cause she's just like Queen,
In the loungy,
Oh no, I'm sorry,
This song,
It's far too long,
So, I'll stop,
Before all the broken.
Listen here,
It still goes on,
Just a Wave,
Not the Wav,
He's the boy who had to sing this song,
I'm just a Corn,
I'm not a Freddie,
I DON'T CARE!
15-Apr-2018 12:48:57