I 'Scape all night, I work 'Scape day, to pay the sub' I have to play,
Ain't it sad,
And still the price I have to play, it seems to rise, but not for me,
Forum rants,
But my 'Scape rate has a plan,
I got me a grandfathered rate,
I no need for extra sterling, I can take my time to Slay...
Money, money, money
Must be funny,
In the Cambridge lands,
Micro, micro, micro,
Cats get richer,
In their Chinese lands,
Aha-ahaaa,
All the things I could do,
If I had a little money,
Get Brian his subscription back?
It's a ranty thread.
A game like this is hard to play, when you best friend quits,
Ain't it sad,
And though I had the chance to go only threads remain for me,
Singing songs,
But I will stay, I have to stay,
With my Crown, no Moustache,
And win a fortune in a game, my life will never be the same...
Money, money, money,
Blame the Brexxy,
Such a shit excuse,
Money, money, money,
Lack of updates,
But micros remain in place,
Aha-ahaaa,
All the things they could do,
If they had our little money,
It's the JaGex world.
Money, money, money,
British Money,
Sat in vaults up high,
Micro, micro, micro,
Hippos pay on,
In their swampy base,
Aha-ahaaa,
All the things I could do,
If I had a little money,
Get Brian his subscription back?
It's a Wavy song!