I called up the Doctor's today to try to get a referral, because in the USA, you need a dumb referral for everything, even if you've been going there for... well... ever. The lady asked me, "What for?" and I told her. She asked again.
I said, "It's for [whatever I need to get done]. It's a dermatology office."
She said, "Well, I wouldn't know that! I don't go there with you!"
What. Just. What. And, then, she hung up on me. :L