get them to break up by shattering the relationship they have before their eyes.the easiest way to do this is to sleep with any one of them, but not at the same time. then when your roommate is having a shitty time make it even worse by opening those poop jars, add some water and put it in a blender. The next step is to put it in a sock and go to his room and swing it around screaming you have found the antichrist. If you do this for a couple of days he's sure to get sick of it and moves out.
28-Aug-2015 00:47:27