I know this is fake or it is for me at least due to the lack of blood shed.
and
semen
Froud bodily fluid
Fixed
I agree.
You have Brian Froud's bodily fluids.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a2/10.14.12BrianFroudByLuigiNovi.jpg/440px-10.14.12BrianFroudByLuigiNovi.jpg