He rules the Nightland, and he has bribed the Thunder god to borrow his powers. He swoons the women (and some men) with puppies and kittens before taking those poor souls to his apartment... where he showers them with tea-cup pigs.
After the love fest, Finny causes the weather to drastically change, and he sends those poor souls home. In the rain. Without an umbrella.
He cackles into the night and into the early morning.
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That's what the newspapers and reports said.
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