I had to wake up early for the 3S's (shit, shave, shower if you're unaware of manly terms) since I usually do them at night so I don't do something dumb half asleep in the morning, like cut my head off shaving.
So I brush, shave, shower, etc. then I get out of the shower and check my phone on my bed to make sure I'm making good time and won't be late. Then I fall asleep slightly wet and naked because my bed is so soft AND I WAKE UP WITH A STUFFY NOSE, fking ac vent above me ;n;