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Fire Riotous
Jan Member 2005

Fire Riotous

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Eric and his pet turtle walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: "Last call." So, Eric says, "One more for me... and one more for my turtle." The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the turtle falls over dead. Eric throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there." To which Eric replies: "That's not a lion, that's a turtle."

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Disclaimer: no turtles were actually harmed in this episode

27-Apr-2014 11:57:56

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