Lol. I used to be in a fraternity, for 5 years. I have too many drunk stories to start listing them all. I'm out of it now so my drunk days are over.
Instead I'll shame my girlfriend who came home completely wasted this week (Tuesday 2AM to be precise):
>Calls me from the party she was leaving. Can't pronounce her words properly but still somewhat understandable
>Over the course of our 5 minute conversation I hear her speech disolve into incoherent rambling. 3/4 of the words in her sentences are not words.
>Hangs up
>15 minutes later she stumbles through the door, rambling. Making 0 sense
>Starts crying out of nowhere
>Takes off all her clothes. All of them
>Stops crying. Goes into the toilet to throw up
>I try to give her some water, she refuses
>Try to give her clothes, she refuses
>Falls asleep
>Wakes up 10mins later making noises that announce more vomit is on its way
>Rush to her with a bucket
>She misses the bucket
>Vomit on floor, bit on the sheets aswell
>Spend 10minutes cleaning it up
>More vomit. Wtf where does it keep coming from
>Stay up 3 more hours watching over her to check she doesn't suffocate or something. She gets up from bed atleast 3 more times to vomit but nothing is coming out anymore.
>Night ruined, It's 6:30 AM & have to get up at 8 for doctors appointment
First time she got this bad and I hope it doesn't happen again too often. She's pretty ashamed of herself atm :p
16-Oct-2013 13:34:26
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Coduron