U can keep your cooties, unoriginal responses & chest hair to yourself!
Believe it or not, we humans are just as hairy as our ape counterparts. Our hair is just finer so it does not look as hairy.
"Revenge...is like a rolling stone, which, when a man hath forced up a hill, will return upon him with a greater violence, and break those bones whose sinews gave it motion."- Jeremy Taylor