3,408,210,123,485 days without a Jmod response. Hopes are bleak at this point and all the monkeys on this deserted island keep stealing my bananas. I fear the absolute worst at this point. I've attempted to spell out an SOS with rocks. Also, All the rum is gone! Why is the rum always gone?
tl;dr- Buy Jmod help off deserted island, please bring rum.
I'm bad and I feel bad.