Obviously wrong but
Slug Prince
I'm often edible, but this time I'm not.
People eat snails, slugs are just homeless snails. This slug is too big to nom on.
I'm kind to my mother, haven't you forgot?
Uhm, he has a mother, of the mallum kind.
Take this report, it'll help you somehow.
The Commorb, maybe? Helps me by teleing me away when mommy turns up.
Now please excuse me, I have to set explosives right now.
When you kill him he leaves behind "Slug goo" with the examine text "Exploding goo"
04-Feb-2015 09:10:11