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R obin
Dec Member 2021

R obin

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Village?!

A village here is sub 1k ;_; 1-10k is a town and 10k is a city :>

Just look at this: https://da.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danmarks_st%C3%B8rste_byer

Hovedstadsområdet being Metropolitan Copehagen, like you do with London to get it above 10m residents.

100th most populous city has 6k people lol

09-Aug-2016 14:23:27 - Last edited on 09-Aug-2016 14:32:17 by R obin

Sha ky
Nov Member 2023

Sha ky

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We'll arrive in 2020 as no hopers, barely scraping through qualification and we'll be known as two youngsters looking to gain some experience and give their best.

Once there though we'll have a dogged determination about us and blast through the competition reaching the semi finals in spectacular fashion. We'll be pitted against the number one duo in the world from China were we will put in a spirited performance before eventually losing to the better duo.

In the Bronze match we'll come up against the Romanians who were sent crashing out by the French in humiliating fashion. They will still be distraught from their loss and we'll sneak an unlikely victory after some extremely uncharacteristic mistakes from the Romanians.

Upon returning home there wont be a parade but people will say we did very well and did the nation proud, we'll enter and win a few international tournaments and win some by fortunate circumstances such as the South Koreans being disqualified for doping etc.

Come the 2024 Olympics we'll have high hopes on our shoulders, we'll have just come off the back of winning the European Championship a year ago and the country is epcting nothing but gold from us.

We'll get drawn against the lowest ranked duo in the world, Hungary, and in typical English fashion we will go crashing out in the first round, wining zero sets and being utterly humiliated.

The Sun will have us on the front page the next day calling us a disgrace to the nation, people will demand our citizenship be revoked and we should be exiled to North Korea, Iraq, Syria or Scotland. I'll fall into a deep depression and develop a drinking and gambling problem where I end up gambling and drinking all the money I had earned away before then drunkenly wandering off into the distance never to be seen again.
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09-Aug-2016 14:43:52 - Last edited on 09-Aug-2016 14:45:27 by Sha ky

Naku6969

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What sport is? Sport is show busines and i think that doping should be allowed, so we could see more world records, im tired to wait 30years for an world record. Sport is nothing whitout doping.
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