My girlfriend had a sleep over at my house, because it was her birthday. Her friends decided "hey! lets go jump on ilija's leg!" no but they wanted to try and scare me while I was marking. All I see is three girls run in. One of her friends jump on top of my leg. R.I.P...
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If someone asks me: "What does the fox say??" one more time, I'm gonna transform into a flying bullfrog and give them a leap of death.
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