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Hevilmystic
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Hevilmystic

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Seeker said :
Just apply as an asylum seeker following the unliveable state of your country as a result of the brexit vote

np


"Hello yes I would like to be an asylum seeker"

"Why, sir?"

"Well, some racists told everyone that leaving the EU would be a good idea, so everyone voted to leave the EU, and now they realised it was a bad idea so they left. And now Boris Johnson is actually doing something important and to be fair, that is far too much for me to handle over my morning cup of tea"
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25-Jul-2016 02:09:42

Seeker
Jun Member 2008

Seeker

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Sounds horrible. You'll be recieving the living place and money originally allocated to syrians who for some reason seem to be taking their time travelling across the ocean and/or via Russia.

Mind you, this is a greater income than you'll recieve, if for some reason, you'll find yourself in a state where you want to contribute to our society and start working (as soon as you start working you will no longer recieve welfare money™ from our tax payers).

25-Jul-2016 02:21:08 - Last edited on 25-Jul-2016 02:21:40 by Seeker

Hevilmystic
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I can't tell if that post was informative or trolly. It started informational but seemed to get sarcastic towards the end.

I'd love to move to a European country, but I am hopeless at the English language, let alone learning another.

Italy is on my places to live at some point, and Scotland too at some point!
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25-Jul-2016 02:23:41

Seeker
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Seeker

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It was both ): A nod at the government are using large amount on money on immigrants in reception centres (their income is greater than most jobs not requiring degrees or years of work experience).

25-Jul-2016 02:37:31

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