I had a really interesting experience at work today lol. Couple shops down from mine, there's a cafe, I go there sometimes for a drink. Anyway, today apparently a mouse ran across the floor of the cafe lmfao. One of the customers had a fight with one of the workers working there and the cops had to be called lmao.
Mfw I get called by my boss and get told off for leaving work early and I specifically asked if the guy working with me if he'd be okay on his own and he said yes.
"DURRRR THERE'S NO ONE HERE, DON'T ASK HIM IF HE'LL BE OKAY ON HIS OWN, HE KNOWS NOTHING!"