I think I'll go to bed tbh. I give up trying to load the game on 3G (it gives me a Java error - certificate out of date or whatever after waiting 15 minutes starting at that spinning circle).
It just sucks. I'm able to watch 480p videos just fine on YouTube on 3G and 720p videos if I'm feeling a bit patient, which is MORE THAN DECENT, but nope... can't seem to load RS nor the companion app. The latter has been like this: "HTTP://puu.sh/cxeRl.png" for like 17 minutes now.