March's Caption Competition Winners
Last month's photo showed a Golden Gnome who had escaped from our trophy cabinet and sneaked into our games room to play Guitar Hero.
We asked you to imagine what was going on, and you came up with some fantastic captions.
This month, congratulations go to... Epsio0 , whose entry (although longer than usual) was brilliantly inventive and the most popular here in the office. We are delighted to give him two months' complimentary membership to RuneScape and a RuneScape mouse mat signed by Mark Gerhard and a selection of other J Mods.
Our awesome runner up was PirateBobert who will receive one month's RuneScape membership.
Here are the winners, and the 'best of the rest' captions -
Winner - Epsio0
"After many attempts to work out how the 'colour-box' functions, I come to the conclusion that in order to operate the contraption, one must relinquish himself and succumb to a comfortable seat. After which, he must indulge in these so-called 'crisps' - a delicacy in these parts.
One must also hold a peculiar wand, where there are buttons that correspond to the hues of the 'colour-box'. This can only mean one thing, and I fear to say it - the humans have developed a machine that will further develop their use of the arcane arts. I must report this to my fellow gnomes before more of my brethren are kidnapped.
I can only pray that I live through the horrid torture in time, before the humans unleash their madness...
GG"
Awesome Runner-up - Pirate Bob8
"Gnever gonna give you up, gnever gonna let you down..."
Notable Mentions:
"I bet you can't score 100% on through the fire and flames with one hand behind YOUR back!" -GC3 PO
"Yay! I can now enter the Living Rock caverns!" -Peterpmusic
"brimstail's new invention... the gnomebox360!!" -Rich-GTi
"The gnome struck a chord with the audience." -Thomas P G
"Mod Who? All I see is Mod Gnome on the high scores" -Busher
"What's more impressive is how he got up there." -Busher
"But what you DON'T see is the evil tree pressing the colours for him." -Dragonette
"Muhahahaha, I have gone beyond the air guitar emote!" -Rasenganv8
"I really wish i wasn't the emissary to King Midas... It's so hard to play Guitar Hero now!" -Eating Tacos
"Mod Jon H's army in training." -Dr Robry
"He really shines when playing Guitar Hero" -Busher
"Sweet Gnome Alabama! My favourite!" -TheRoohster
"only 3 more tracks till i unlock 500 songs " -Zero Kiryu07
April's Caption Competition is now open! Head over to the April Caption Competition thread to see the new image and post your caption. Better get those puns warmed up!
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01-Apr-2011 12:40:06 - Last edited on 06-Apr-2011 14:31:40 by Mod Jon H