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Vand

Vand

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If I was taking one real world item to the wilderness it would be...a ferocious dachshund named Frank!
We would conquer the lands of the Wilderness from east to west :D !
Oh, and best of luck to everyone who participates in this contest ^_^ .
~Vandite
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15-Mar-2011 19:56:10

xMasterOzzyx
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xMasterOzzyx

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If I was taking one real world item to the wilderness it would be a snuggie.
Oh, and I know you are probably all thinking, "WTF? This kid is going to bring a f**king snugie to the wild when everyone else is bringing something that will help them 'Rule the Wild'. This kid is crazy!"
But, a snuggie would be perfect for me... for ANYONE and I'll tell you why! A snuggie could help me whenever I see those dang mage pkers who try to freeze me, it would keep me warm since it's a blanket... BUT it's a blanket with freaking sleeves!!!! I'm not gonna be frozen or helpless now :D So take that you dang pkers, cuz I only go in the wild for clue scrolls and penguins.
Also, if I wanted to raise my agility I wouldn't want to freeze my manly parts off so, the snuggie would once again help me!
In conclusion, when everyone else is bringing weapons of destruction/armor/chuck norris (and his beard), I'd be rocking out with my snuggie and my agility cape!
~~~~~~~~~~Oscar1863~~~~~~~~~~

15-Mar-2011 20:08:39

UnknwnH3r0

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If I was taking one real world item into the wilderness it would be a ShamWow. So how would a ShamWow be helpful in the wildy? Well there are three main reasons for this decision.
1. When all those "Pkers" attempt to attack me, I will be able to block all attacks. If attacked by magic, my ShamWow would soak up all the damage. If attacked by range, I would use my ShamWow, epic ninja skills, and homemade agility skillcape to do a back flip over the arrow and grab it mid-air and throw it back. If attacked my melee I would use my ShamWow as a whip and wrap it around their weapon, disarming them and using it against them.
2. If I needed to attack people, I could soak up some of that friendly lava in the wilderness and swing the ShamWow at my enemy, squeezing it to let out all the lava and fling it at them.
3. I would have the protection and blessing from the greatest Runescape god, Saradomin. Saradomin recently invested in ShamWows thinking that he could make some money. I bought one and in return he promised to protect me from the D claw rushing PJers.
Well that's what I'm taking. Good luck PKers ^_^ and everyone else joining this competition.
~Austin~

15-Mar-2011 20:16:18 - Last edited on 15-Mar-2011 20:28:58 by UnknwnH3r0

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