The Forum Moderator team will be unable to affect the change that you desire, Shady Nick. However, I can direct you to a few webpages, that may be of assistance.
The first is the
Your personal data rights page
. It provides an overview of what you can do regarding your data. I would suggest that you also check out the
Privacy Policy
in conjunction with that page.
If you wish to proceed, you can request for your account to be deleted. More information can be found on the
Delete your personal data
page, where you will find a form to remove your data permanently and disable the account.
If you have any further questions about how to proceed, you are welcome to post a thread in the
Community Led Account Help
forum.