@ Neon Knights - Forum Moderators do not have a "Hide all" ability. I have locked the threads that you have created, in order to keep them from being gravebumped.
However, there is no reason for your posts on other people's threads to be removed. If you wish the content of those posts to be removed, you can go through your profile, thread by thread and click on "show" to see just your posts and edit (use the pencil icon below each post) that content to a "."