@ Dilbert2001: Thanks for flagging. However, as the tone is clearly satirical and the post itself isn't too bad, and is still somewhat on-topic, it can stay for now. Rest assured I'll be keeping an eye on it in case of future, escalating incidents.
@ Wizard Ovi - On it's own, that thread is fine to remain. However, if it starts to generate additional or duplicate threads, please let us know here and we'll review the situation. Thanks