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Ascalephus

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1. zombie-watsit: what on runescape are you? a cabbage?
guy in green: go away bob, guthix must meditate...i'm a buzzing bee, buzz buzz buzz...
Ooooh i got another one!!!
2. guy in green: what has half a face, and keeps on saying brainz like he's a broken radio.
zombie-watsit:this water (idk what it is) tastes like chicken...
3. guy in green: pose for the camera! :D !

22-Dec-2010 13:58:08 - Last edited on 04-Jan-2011 19:20:55 by Ascalephus

[#OXO0EW3GW]

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"Why didn't you tell me that I only drank half the antifire potion!"
"Can you see what I see?"
"Why am I wearing a questionable sports jacket? I sometimes wonder myself."
"I'm not half the man I used to be."
"Oh no! It's Chuck Norris!"
"It's just a flesh wound."
"Why so serious?"
"You spent eight months trying to get 99 firemaking, and look what it got you! Next time, leave spontaneous combustion to the professionals!"

22-Dec-2010 14:02:02 - Last edited on 22-Dec-2010 19:02:43 by [#OXO0EW3GW]

Momeydragon
Feb Member 2005

Momeydragon

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caption 1: Riddler: Two-Face, your cover on the Batman Annual #14 (1990) does not do you justice.
Two face: 10 years ago, I use to grow hair on both sides of my head.
Caption 2: Riddler: Two-face, after 10 years, does your hair take half the time to fix?

Caption 3: Two-face: FREEZE Riddler, it's Batwoman!
Riddler: What are you trying to do scare the 99 Constitution out of me?

Caption 4: Riddler: I am too **** for my shirt, too **** for my hat.... Oh, darn those censors! You can't be a villain anymore.
Two face: ...
Caption 5: Riddler: Are you sure Two-face, this is the bat cave?
Two-face: My Bat sensors are tingling...
Caption 6: Riddler: Remember Two-face we are here to steal the batmobile. Two-face: Yay! 99 Thieving! *fireworks goes off* Darn the noise gave us away, shhheees heeere!
Caption 7: Two-face: What is black and yellow, and is standing behind you. Riddler: A runescape Giant Wasp? No, wait...I give up, what?
Caption 8: Riddler: When you “listen to music” to rest, Jagex did not mean for you to lay in the swamp and get a mud face and pillow hair.
Caption 9: Riddler: Those December cookies added a few to the scale this year.
Two-face: Hope your agility is high, I see cardio-exercise in the near future.
Bat-women: Run boys..Run!
Caption 10: Batwomen: Hello boys!
Riddler: Don’t blink, twitch, or breathe. Like the rhino, if you don’t move she can't see you, and will go away.
Caption 11: Riddler: I feel a little out of place. There are no speech bubbles above my head.
Caption 12: Runescape Fashion Announcer: Our next models are showing the "what is it suit" with questionable taste. For the latest fashion-estas we have the double flip side look. Change your look with just a turn of your head.
Caption 13: Two-face: OMG! Catwomen is the photographer. If she say “Purrrrrfect” one more time I am sending her to Gertrude to be given away.

22-Dec-2010 14:08:45 - Last edited on 22-Dec-2010 18:15:39 by Momeydragon

A  Cole
Nov Member 2003

A  Cole

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Now Showcasing: Thessalia's Hallowe'en 2011 Range.
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Mysterious Old Man: "Would you like to take the cash or the mystery box?"
2-Face: "The mystery box, please."
Mystery Box: "BOOOOOOOOOOM!"

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Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-A__COLE!

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Riddler: "Why's Penguin not joining us today?"
2-Face: "He's too busy taking over Gielinor."
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Beefy Bill after falling asleep on something suspect in his field, and his eco-friendly Highwayman friend.

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That's all for now :D
ENJOY!

~A~

22-Dec-2010 14:35:30

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