Caption 1;
"Charles I thought you said we were going to do some pk?"
"Wait, this isn't the Wilderness?"
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Caption 2;
Looks like Zamorak's in the Christmas spirit as well! The more Snowman zombies, the merrier! Oh look there goes my brains!
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Caption 3;
Bandos: Alright men, Gielinor is gonna be in for a surprise! No one ever suspects a Snowman!
Snowmen: We do this every year..
Meanwhile..
"Is it just me or do those Snowmen look like they're gonna take over Gielinor?"
"Pfft, don't be silly. Santa probably got Halloween and Christmas mixed up. Santa's lost a lot of weight too."