Heed our warnings, team righteous, for if thou dost not convert, thy deaths will not be swift, painless, or forgiving. Saradomin will not protect thee this time, for he is but a coward, and his powers are useless at this time of year. If thou art ignorant and do not wish to heed my words, then heed this: if Saradomin were to bring order to Hallow's Eve; then Armadyl, god of law, will be angered and come out of hiding to destroy those who broke the very law of disrupting a holiday's balance; Bandos, god of war, will be forced to call a great, bloodshedding, sky-blackening, and tormenting war upon thee; Zamorak, self-proclaimed god of chaos, will be forced to release Zaros, true god of chaos, back to the great land, whom has the power to destroy an army a million times thy strength; Guthix, god of balance, will call the chaos druids as a means of violent balance to destroy thee; and the balance of our great world will be broken.
Take heed, team righteous. Dost thou wish thy world to crumble in flames from your disbalancing acts, or use evil as balancing acts and keep our world as it is now? Take heed, team righteous. Take heed...
Plus, Hallow's Eve's evil will surely give thee sweets! Who dost not love one of these from a common, evil Hallow's Eve of Trick-or-Treating?
Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.
26-Oct-2012 06:01:23