Were close to falador,
And something evil's lurking beneath the park,
Under the tree patch,
You dig with a spade to rip the ground apart,
You hear a scream, as the giant mole makes a hole in the ground and you fall in it,
You try to breathe but mole poop stings your glowing aura eyes,
Glowing Aura eyes!!!!
-or-
Were kind of scary,
lesser demons dwelling in the dark,
Under taverly,
we fear adventurer's who wish to tear our flesh apart,
If you hear scream, its just a hero drinking an overload potion,
We try to run but magic hits us square in the eyes,
now we are fried.
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We love all things spooky,
Drinking blood from human hearts,
Under Lord Drakans Rule,
We can rip those meatbags apart,
If you hear a scream its just another victim trespassing in the swamp,
They try to run, but we always drain them then die,
oh yes they die!!!!!
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Dont face the Dragon Queen,
She will claw out your beating human heart.
Under rimmington
She almost tore the Dragonkiin apart,
Dont try to run, your three floors down and your never gonna make it
Please try not to scream, shell just swipe you right between the eyes
Yes in the eyes.
QBD
Q...B...D!!!
one more
Probably my favorite one.
Oh yes Rune Jacksons gonna get you,
Hes a zombie so he has no beating heart,
Near the town of Lumbridge,
Hes ripping Level one men and women apart,
Don't try to flee, your run energy says you never gonna make it,
Be careful not to scream, if he passes before your very eyes
your very eyes!!!!
Oh yes Rune Jackson
Hes quite a fright.
Saradomins not gonna save you,
Your prayer ran out last night,
Oh yes Rune Jackson, zombie that roams the night.
Run now, run now, ruuuuunnnnnn. dum dum dum dum dum..........
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Alfred Benji
Running through the Swamps,
Ghasts around me again,
Whipping their dreaded arms in thwomps,
The dead swamp was a' swingian'.
Inventory of Cheap Pies,
Trying to look in a disguise,
The monsters finally hit me,
Going through this swamp was my destiny.
I, the n00b , went through the mist,
I went through the swamp in rough twists,
I made it to Mo'orton, the diseised city,
I didn't think why I was going here,
I wasn't really that witty!
You enter Daemonheim,
The Frozen Floors send a chill through your heart.
It was an easy time,
Moving forward from the very start.
You stare in awe, once you go through the final boss doors.
Readying yourself, you finally decide to make a charge,
This demon's large!
'Cause it's Kal'Geeeeeer the Warmonger!
Its close to High Tide
And Somethin vicious is lurkin off the shore
Under the Dwarve'n Mine
You see a shape, that almost blocks ya light.
You Try to SCREEAAAMMM, But your now under attackkk.
You Try to Tel-ly, but somethin's gotchya lagged.
Your connection's Lost!
Cause I'm A Skillerrrrrrrr, Yea Skilllerrr Right.....
*Now I'm On A Michael Kick...
Billie Jean YO!
*Frog Chick is not ma luvvaaaaa, shes just a girl that likes to give me boxes. *
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Papa Jody
The original format has been lost in a few of these, but it's only for fun!
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I dedicate this parody to all the players who spent weeks under the lighthouse with a cannon and one goal:Level 99 ranged.
Its been close to a fortnight
Your next kill is hiding the dark
Under the lighthouse light,
You see the dagganoth that almost made this goal too hard
You go to click kill
But something stops you in your start
Level 99!
It's close to your mind
And Zamorak fear go throught your soul
Next to his son Iban
You can hear the voices of their victims
You try to run away, but you lost all faith and hope
They cast their spells on you as all the demons coming out of the ground,
You're dying