Name the NPCs competition
Thank you to everyone who took part in the competition and huge congratulations to our winner “Vaisnys”.
Here’s another version of XielveniX’s track only this time, we’ve included all the answers.
And if you’re looking to sing along, here are the lyrics:
XielveniX - “NPC”
The Name Is Ozan, Man From The Distant Desert Land.
Home Of The Gold Sand And The Man Made Fan.
I'm Packin' Power In The Quiver That You Just Can't Stand,
And'll Have You Pinned Against The Wall With The Rest Of Your Clan. (I'm Sayin')
F-Cape Swag, And I Bet You Never Had This.
60 Odd Waves Got You Paved Into Practice.
Creepin' To Your Doom, I Assume That Your Strapped With,
Brews And Restores, But You Better Pray Fast Kid.
Quit Askin', Click Get Active, It's The General With The Swag In His Tassets.
Pretty Nice Staff, But Ya Cast Steady Splashin'.
Wanna PvM? Meet Grim The Assassin.
The Evil Cat With The Cloak Of The Blackest,
Is 2 Feet Tall And Got You Netting For Some Catfish.
The Portal To The Mortals Is The Moral Of A Bad Dish.
So When He Starts Nappin' It's Done And Over That Quick.
(*Interlude* I Think We Need Some More NPC's… No, Check It! *Interlude*)
It's The Wise Old Man Who's Been Plottin' On A Plan,
That'll Bankrupt Runescape All Across The Land.
If Only He'd A Brody, Could've Warned Him Of The Cam,
Then The Two Could've Scrammed With The Mils And The Grands.
"Kiss Me, Kiss Me" Braud Are You Tipsy?
You're A Meer Frog, I Applaud, Not A Gypsy…
Oh A Princess!? I Insist On A Kiss Scene.
Need A Rich King? That's Me, Minus Nice Things!
The Type To Party And Proceed To Meet A Hottie Trust,
And Plus, He'll Have The Room Littered With Balloons To Bust.
Dancin' Hearty? Well You Surely Haven't Partied Rough,
Cuz Pete Will Have You Thrashed And Bashed, Like You Done Had Enough.
I Hate To Mention Such A Cruel Contradiction,
With All Intentions, To Have Your Life Non-Existent.
Stay Persistent, Think Straight Through Restrictions.
And Meet Me Class A, Where I Stay, In My Dominion.
Not By The Hair On My Chiny Chin Chin,
Will Romeo Send Message To His Precious Little Friend.
She Can Catch Word That A Herd Full Of Men
Been Stompin' On His Limbs And It Ain't No Pretend.
Now Distend, But Stick With Me If You Comprehend.
Molly's Always Jolly But She's Got An Evil Twin.
The Nerdy Work's Become The Dirty Work To Condescend,
So We Through Her In The Pin, And The Sin's With The Wind.
Outro:
The Nerdy Work's Become The Dirty Work To Condescend,
The Nerdy Work's Become The Dirty Work To Condescend,
The Nerdy Work's Become The Dirty Work To Condescend,
And We Through Her In The Pin, And The Sin's With The Wind.
The Nerdy Work's Become The Dirty Work To Condescend,
The Nerdy Work's Become The Dirty Work To Condescend,
The Nerdy Work's Become The Dirty Work To Condescend,
And We Through Her In The Pin, And The Sin's With The Wind.
The End
The End
26-Jun-2012 16:14:36 - Last edited on 12-Jul-2012 13:15:22 by Mod Jane