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Salubrious

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Vote chicken!
If you don't, you're made of chocatrice.
The chocatrice is made of various ingredients;
Sulfuric acid, farts, chocolate, rotten cheese, camel dung, and human remains.
Just like Mod Paul M! Come at me, bro. :P
Oh, and look!
Chocatrice; it rhymes with WEAK LIKE MICE!
The Evil Chicken is MIGHTY! :D
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05-Apr-2012 20:56:08 - Last edited on 05-Apr-2012 20:56:56 by Salubrious

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@Salubrious: to be banned from topic :O :O :O
The Evil Chicken stands for, well the name says enough: evil. Chocatrices can actually heal people, unlike its slayer counterpart. Chocolate is stimulative to the human brain! They didn't just made that up in Harry Potter3 you know.
Vote for Chocolate, or be late.

05-Apr-2012 21:28:39 - Last edited on 05-Apr-2012 21:29:36 by [#YF5IE65G4]

Jimothey
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If you are a lover of the Evil Chicken, then you like fat and heart attacks.
If you are a fan of the Evil Chicken, then you are a hater of squirrels.
If you are a fan of the Chocatrice, then you like chocolate.
If you are a lover of the Chocatrice, then you like squirrels, hate fat and heart attacks, know that the Chocatrice isn't made up of those disgusting ingredients and are made of WAY better ingredients, and love marshmallows.
Vote Chocatrice; or hate marshmallows and squirrels, and get fat and have a heart attack from eating that chicken.
Hey Salubrious, if you love chicken so much, then why don't you forget about the fact that you're overweight and are one drumstick away from a heart attack?
To the reader: if you vote for the Chocatrice, you can remove all his pain! He was made fun of! Probably even kicked around and hated on! The Easter Bunny took him under his... paw... leg... thing... Will you donate your votes for this cause? Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

05-Apr-2012 21:54:52 - Last edited on 05-Apr-2012 22:10:13 by Jimothey

Jimothey
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OKAY ONE THING: CHOCOLATE AINT CAMEL DUNG YA KNUCKLEHEAD! THAT DANG EVIL CHICKEN CAN'T FLY, CAN HE? COURSE NOT! HE'S A FREAKIN CHICKEN! HE HATES HUMANS! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL YA BUM!
ALRIGHT CHOCATRICE FANS AND LOVERS, DO NOT LET THESE AMATEURS WIN SO THAT SQUIRRELS CAN BE EATEN! THE CHOCATRICE HAS BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH PAIN! THIS VICTORY WILL REMOVE THIS PAIN FOREVER! WIN THIS FOR THE CHOCATRICE! WIN THIS FOR CHOCOLATE! WIN THIS FOR EASTER!!! Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

06-Apr-2012 02:20:10

Jimothey
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The Chocatrice doesn't eat squirrels, only vermin like you. And no, squirrels aint vermin. only rats, mice, termites, ants, and other disgusting creatures like you. The Chocatrice aint vermin. Only you, the Evil Chicken, and all the other things i mentioned except the squirrels and the Chocatrice.
AKA: you eat squirrels and in revenge, the Chocatrice eats you.
Ye, u aint got nuthin on the Chocatrice.
P.S.: If chocolate IS camel dung, then camel dung is the most delicious thing in the world. Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

06-Apr-2012 02:44:31

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