If you are a lover of the Evil Chicken, then you like fat and heart attacks.
If you are a fan of the Evil Chicken, then you are a hater of squirrels.
If you are a fan of the Chocatrice, then you like chocolate.
If you are a lover of the Chocatrice, then you like squirrels, hate fat and heart attacks, know that the Chocatrice isn't made up of those disgusting ingredients and are made of WAY better ingredients, and love marshmallows.
Vote Chocatrice; or hate marshmallows and squirrels, and get fat and have a heart attack from eating that chicken.
Hey Salubrious, if you love chicken so much, then why don't you forget about the fact that you're overweight and are one drumstick away from a heart attack?
To the reader: if you vote for the Chocatrice, you can remove all his pain! He was made fun of! Probably even kicked around and hated on! The Easter Bunny took him under his... paw... leg... thing... Will you donate your votes for this cause?
Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.
05-Apr-2012 21:54:52
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05-Apr-2012 22:10:13
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Jimothey