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Jimothey
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Jimothey

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At least the Chocatrice isn't a piece of moldy passed KFC! Or as I should have said, a dirty pile of poop and puke! I mean come ON! his feathers are so disgusting that they look like baby barf!
'sides, isn't the evil chicken a, well, chicken?
Plus, I have the permanent eggsteminator, the chocolate egg mask (as you can see), and chocatrice cape (which is at Diango's storage). And don't act like that human hater is someone you actually CARE about! He's been through absolutely NO pain! The chocatrice, on the other hand, has been picked on by cockatrices, insulted, and has slaved away at turning those eggs into chocolate. He really deserves a break. The evil chicken never really told you HIS story, anyways. At least the chocatrice was nice enough to humans to tell HIS story.
Plus, wouldn't it be funny to see ANY jagex mod in a bunny suit? Especially SABRE!? XD Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

05-Apr-2012 03:17:32 - Last edited on 05-Apr-2012 03:26:37 by Jimothey

Salubrious

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No.
You have clearly consumed too much stupidness from the chocatrice...
The 'chicken' is 100% AWESOME chicken!
It's so awesome, the name cannot ever be conceived.

I must also inform you, that the Chicken does NOT decay. Another fail on the camel dung half, methinks.

After extensive DNA tests, we've found that the Chocatrice and Mod Paul M are made from-
Sulfuric acid
Farts
Chocolate
Rotten cheese
Camel dung
Human remains
We're also getting incoming signals at camel dung frequency, telling us that camel dunglets are now spawning around the chocatrice. Who in RuneScape wants to eat poo-chocolate? NOBODY.
Who wants to be ill? NOBODY.
Who should vote for illness and poo? NOBODY.
VOTE CHICKEN!
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05-Apr-2012 03:29:53 - Last edited on 05-Apr-2012 03:30:21 by Salubrious

Espianogemax

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Salubrious: There are no farts, human remains, sulfuric acid, or any of those other things in DNA. Its just nitrogen, carbon, and oxygen. I suspect, however, that you contain methane and hydrogen sulfide. Chocotrice FTW!
Edit: And how does it feel to have egg on your face?

05-Apr-2012 05:04:08 - Last edited on 05-Apr-2012 05:05:26 by Espianogemax

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