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Salubrious

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All beak and no wing...
COMEATMEBRO!
CHICKEN WILL REIGN SUPREME!
Your futile leader cannot find themselves out of a high-roof room. Too busy flapping around with the blinds, crashing into glass like a blind weasel; but smellier!
All chocatrice followers are made of Camel Dung, and other various stinky aids...
we will destroy you with our FEATHER DUSTERS and EGGcellent puns!
They can bribe you with chocolate eggs, but CHICKENS made eggs.
Chicks, Chickens, Humans, and Noobatrices, I give you, the failure that is;
the Chocatrice, and Mod Paul M.
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05-Apr-2012 01:46:46

Jimothey
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Oh, you think the evil chicken is SOOO epic with his KFC? well, guess what? HE AINT PROCESSED INTO THAT STUFF YA SCUMBAGS!!#$~%%~!!!
The evil chicken BECOMES fried chicken, and only ONCE! Guess what? He also needs to be thrown in a SEPARATING MACHINE! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT COSTS!?
The Chocotrice, on the other hand, MAKES a sweeter substance, and it doesn't require millions of dollars to make one BILLION bars of chocolate! Plus, HE HAS FREAKIN' MARSHMALLOWS!!#!%~^~!!!
Vote for the chocotrice! He has marshmallows!
'sides, did mod SABRE post this? no? i don't think so! Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

05-Apr-2012 02:38:06 - Last edited on 05-Apr-2012 02:39:27 by Jimothey

Salubrious

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You don't understand, mere padawan...
RuneScape only exists because the evil chicken allowed it to live.
Your precious chocatrice and his camel dung followers wouldn't even be upon such a scape if it weren't for the evil chicken.
A vote for the chicken is a vote for wisdom.
It's a vote for time.
It's a vote for life.
It's a vote for Sabre.
It's a vote for awesome.
I've seen all your trash talk before. Wanna know why? Because the evil chicken INVENTED trash talk! COME AT ME BRO!
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05-Apr-2012 02:54:34 - Last edited on 05-Apr-2012 02:54:56 by Salubrious

Mod Sabre

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Yes indeed, who else but a minion of evil would be this awake at 3 in the morning?
VOTE EVIL CHICKEN
He has stated quite categorically that he will probably, maybe, almost certainly not enslave the human race and send Gielinor spiraling down into a new age of evil and chaos (although plans are subject to change at the whim of our overlord).
@Jamesedison1 - Alas I was off work when the threads were launched, but Mod French rather helpfully posted it up under the direction of our glorious chicken leader, to ensure Chocotrice wasn't standing unopposed!
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05-Apr-2012 03:29:17

Salubrious

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The Chocatrice should just go down the toilet to be reunited with its fellow camel-dung.
YET ANOTHER REASON TO VOTE CHICKEN!
Chickens can survive without their heads- there's no better way to face your fears, than when you don't have a face or have lost your head! A chicken survived many a year without a head; outdoing whatever a camel dung based creature could ever achieve.
CHICKENS ARE EVEN MORE FOR THE WIN!
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05-Apr-2012 03:34:19

Salubrious

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CRACKING NEWS!
'Some breeds of chickens can lay colored eggs'- which are often seen in public, being used by the Chocatrice! This is nonsense, my friends!
The Chocatrice is committing murder!
You don't want a murderer as a leader.
It is clear who the combatant is.
The Chocatrice, admitting to witnessing the graphic murder of the easter bunny; as the only witness- knowing as much detail as to tether a rock to the victims' feet- reveals that the Chocatrices' intentions were never to give out chocolate, or bring peace. Running in, with a pre-made campaign; shirts- and banners; clearly displays that this was only one thing. Assault.
In an attempt to lead a reign of terror, the Chocatrice acted quickly; armed with cannons. This is NOT something a peace-maker would do.
VOTE CHICKEN, and the planet will be saved.
If you do not vote chicken, then if the Chocatrice doesn't get you- Einstein will.
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05-Apr-2012 03:52:44 - Last edited on 05-Apr-2012 04:04:07 by Salubrious

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